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owlmylove:

if u don’t like Hufflepuffs then u must not like acceptance, honesty, equality, loyalty, easy kitchen access and lovely cozy hobbit holes and if u don’t like any of those things then u must be a very sad person and i will invite u into our cozy badger tunnel and nab u some cauldron cakes and butterbeer from the kitchens next door and listen to ur troubles until u feel a lil less sad

thesubbburbs:

Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate about something and they say “relax dude wow” and then give a look… Like fuck off stop trying to act so cool and collected. You don’t seem more mature you just seem fucking boring and monotonously placid.

sancly:

One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit

dlubes:

do you ever need a five minute hug but only from like a specific person

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

itskoopatime:

nic-cage-fan:

Just gonna leave this here..

why?

karcuttle:

me: *accidentally makes a noise that sounds like a fart*
me: *makes noise 500 more times so anyone who heard it knows i did not fart*

jaclcfrost:

"you use too many commas in your writing" you gonna comma over here and stop me

sheik:

sheik:

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sheik:

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

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come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds

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GOD DAMN IT

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i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much

fuckidolanime:

ghostruto:

is sports anime a genre or a philosophy 

arguably a religion

Me: WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY oh there it is